Mediocre men often have the most acquired knowledge.
-- Claude Bernard AA

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
-- Henny Youngman AA

If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.
-- Lord Salisbury AA

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
-- Mel Brooks AA