In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death.
-- Joan D. Vinge AA

Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.
-- Voltaire AA

All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things.
-- Bobby Knight AA

Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.
-- Bertrand Russell AA