A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
-- Sir Francis Bacon AA

We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners.
-- George Bernard Shaw AA

When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he's going to have a go at it anyway.
-- Clyde B. Aster AA

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.
-- Dan Quayle AA