Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein AA

Some for renown, on scraps of learning dote, /And think they grow immortal as they quote.
-- Edward Young AA

There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
-- Salvador Dali AA

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
-- Woody Allen AA