Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
-- Laurence J. Peter AA

The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
-- H. L. Mencken AA

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
-- Robert R. Coveyou AA

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde AA