If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
-- George Burns AA

In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower AA

Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.
-- Tom Masson AA

It is a curious thing... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.
-- Evelyn Waugh AA