Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don't know which half.
-- John Wanamaker AA

Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors.
-- Thomas H. Huxley AA

Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.
-- John Lennon AA

When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that things were as bad as we'd been saying they were.
-- John F. Kennedy AA