I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
-- Rodney Dangerfield AA

The test of courage comes when we are in the minority. The test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority.
-- Ralph W. Sockman AA

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson AA

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
-- Nathaniel Borenstein AA