We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
-- Dennis Miller AA

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger AA

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen AA

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
-- National Lampoon AA