An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person.
-- Joseph Addison AA

The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
-- David Friedman AA

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
-- Errol Flynn AA

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
-- Voltaire AA