I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec AA

Every composer knows the anguish and despair occasioned by forgetting ideas which one had no time to write down.
-- Hector Berlioz AA

A life of pleasure makes even the strongest mind frivolous at last.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton AA

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
-- An English Professor AA