Sometimes the facts in my head get bored and decide to take a walk in my mouth. Frequently this is a bad thing.
-- Scott Westerfeld AA

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
-- Mitch Hedberg AA

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
-- Mark Twain AA

Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.
-- Niels Bohr AA