People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.
-- Soren Kierkegaard AA

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
-- Bill Watterson AA

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
-- Calvin Trillin AA

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
-- Saki AA