With most men, unbelief in one thing springs from blind belief in another.
-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg AA

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.
-- Ronnie Shakes AA

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
-- G. K. Chesterton AA

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
-- Edgar Watson Howe AA