My reason, the physician to my love, angry that his prescriptions are not kept, hath left me.
-- William Shakespeare AA

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
-- Rita Rudner AA

You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
-- Ed Meese AA

Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house.
-- James Thurber AA