Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
-- Will Rogers AA

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
-- Joe Weinstein AA

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.
-- Robert Heinlein AA

I think the world is run by 'C' students.
-- Al McGuire AA