For several years more I maintained public relations with the Almighty. But privately, I ceased to associate with him.
-- Jean-Paul Sartre AA

The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
-- Martin Mull AA

There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
-- Franklin P. Adams AA

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
-- Dean Martin AA