Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
-- Evan Esar AA

Books to the ceiling,/ Books to the sky,/ My pile of books is a mile high./ How I love them! How I need them!/ I'll have a long beard by the time I read them.
-- Arnold Lobel AA

Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.
-- Sidney J. Harris AA

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
-- Oscar Wilde AA