My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
-- Rita Rudner AA

'Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
-- Malaclypse the Younger AA

If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein AA

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
-- Abba Eban AA