That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.
-- Jeph Jacques AA

Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much.
-- Peter Ustinov AA

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
-- Aesop AA

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
-- George Carlin AA