A man can stand anything except a succession of ordinary days.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe AA

An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attorney can delay one even longer.
-- Evelle J. Younger AA

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
-- William Feather AA

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx AA