Music is essentially useless, as life is.
-- George Santayana AA

Fortune can, for her pleasure, fools advance, / And toss them on the wheels of Chance.
-- Juvenal AA

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
-- Ogden Nash AA

Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
-- Elbert Hubbard AA