That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
-- Charles M. Schulz AA

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen AA

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
-- Andy Rooney AA

Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
-- Matt Frewer AA