When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page.
-- Bill Clinton AA

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
-- Douglas Adams AA

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli AA

It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
-- Sir Winston Churchill AA