The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.
-- Randy K. Milholland AA

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
-- Billy Crystal AA

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
-- Marilyn Monroe AA

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- e e cummings AA