The best time to plant an oak tree was twenty-five years ago. The second best time is today.
-- James Carville AA

What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
-- Jeph Jacques AA

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
-- Erma Bombeck AA

We're not lost. We're locationally challenged.
-- John M. Ford AA