Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
-- George Bernard Shaw AA

After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done.
-- Unknown AA

A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing.
-- Alexander Hamilton AA

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
-- Steven Wright AA