When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.
-- William Wrigley Jr. AA

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.
-- Don Marquis AA

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx AA

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
-- Woody Allen AA