Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
-- Doug Larson AA

There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
-- Booth Tarkington AA

The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them.
-- Sir William Bragg AA

A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not.
-- Henry Fielding AA