Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
-- George Eliot AA

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper AA

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde AA

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
-- Mark Twain AA