You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence.
-- Charles Austin Beard AA

There are lots of ways of being miserable, but there's only one way of being comfortable, and that is to stop running round after happiness. If you make up your mind not to be happy there's no reason why you shouldn't have a fairly good time.
-- Edith Wharton AA

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
-- Jeff Marder AA

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
-- Will Rogers AA