Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--/ I took the one less traveled by, / And that has made all the difference.
-- Robert Frost AA

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
-- George Carlin AA

Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.
-- Unknown AA

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
-- W. C. Fields AA