Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
-- George Carlin AA

Liberty without learning is always in peril; learning without liberty is always in vain.
-- John F. Kennedy AA

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
-- Laurence J. Peter AA

How hard it is, sometimes, to trust the evidence of one's senses! How reluctantly the mind consents to reality.
-- Norman Douglas AA