I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
-- Tom Hanks AA

There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and the tired man who wants a book to read.
-- G. K. Chesterton AA

All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
-- Samuel Butler AA

I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.
-- Dave Barry AA