But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.
-- Benjamin Franklin AA

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
-- Joan Rivers AA

A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
-- Katharine Whitehorn AA

The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it.
-- Glaser and Way AA