If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.
-- Donald H. Rumsfeld AA

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
-- Fran Lebowitz AA

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
-- Jerry Seinfeld AA

The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
-- Norman Brenner AA