Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own.
-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg AA

In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.
-- Mogens Jallberg AA

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.
-- Robert Heinlein AA

Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'
-- Steven Wright AA