Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
-- P. J. O'Rourke AA

Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.
-- Heinrich Heine AA

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain AA

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.
-- Katharine Whitehorn AA