They always talk who never think.
-- Matthew Prior AA

The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.
-- G. K. Chesterton AA

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
-- Groucho Marx AA

Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
-- Quentin Crisp AA