I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
-- Jack Handey AA

Not to be absolutely certain is, I think, one of the essential things in rationality.
-- Bertrand Russell AA

The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
-- Helen Rowland AA

If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues' initials on 'em, and pass them along. When in doubt, route.
-- Malcolm Forbes AA