Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
-- Miss Piggy AA

Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?
-- George Wallace AA

Why do writers write? Because it isn't there.
-- Thomas Berger AA

A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
-- John Tudor AA