The forceps of our minds are clumsy forceps, and crush the truth a little in taking hold of it.
-- H. G. Wells AA

Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.
-- Arthur C. Clarke AA

How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
-- Lewis B. Frumkes AA

Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.
-- Gallagher AA