Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.
-- Bob Thaves AA

The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
-- William Gibson AA

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
-- Evan Davis AA

Realism...has no more to do with reality than anything else.
-- Hob Broun AA