Never answer a critic, unless he's right.
-- Bernard M. Baruch AA

Language is the source of misunderstandings.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery AA

I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
-- Mitch Hedberg AA

There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
-- Booth Tarkington AA