People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when I live with a child and a dog, and my answer is that I use a technique called Suffering From a Mental Illness.
-- Heather Armstrong AA

If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw AA

Foolish writers and readers are created for each other.
-- Horace Walpole AA

A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing.
-- Alexander Hamilton AA