Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.
-- Tom Masson AA

A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor.
-- Ring Lardner AA

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
-- Oscar Wilde AA

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith AA