You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
-- George Burns AA

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
-- Phyllis Diller AA

One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child.
-- Randall Jarrell AA

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
-- Kin Hubbard AA