You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
-- Woody Allen AA

We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners.
-- George Bernard Shaw AA

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
-- Euripides AA

A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.
-- Bert Leston Taylor AA