The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
-- Jeff Foxworthy AA

A girl phoned me the other day and said
-- Rodney Dangerfield AA

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
-- Abraham Lincoln AA

Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
-- Ashley Montague AA