I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf AA

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov AA

It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life.
-- P. D. James AA

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-- Mark Twain AA